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Pussy Juice Vagina Scented Lube Review

Price:
£14.99
Materials: Water

If you’re following me on Twitter you may have seen me mention this lube over the past couple of weeks. When I spotted Pussy Juice Vagina Scented Lube in the ‘up for being tested’ list that Uber Kinky sends its regular reviewers, I knew I had to give it a try. VAGINA SCENTED LUBE. Yeah.

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The Uber Kinky Leather Dog Hood / Puppy Play Mask Review

Price:
£23.99
Materials: Polyester

Have you noticed that I’m a little bit kinky? I was idly tweeting from my FemDom Mistress Twitter account one night and happened to mention that I’d love a puppy play hood. I find the puppy play fetish – and related BDSM community – so alluring.

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Review: LELO Siri 2 Music & Voice Activated Rechargeable Vibrator

Price:
£79.99
Brand:
LELO
Materials: Plastic, Silicone

When I use my voice to activate the vibrations on Siri 2 in the sound activated mode, I need to hit just the ‘right’ notes and volume for the vibrator to respond. As you can see in this Vine clip (where I had only just tested that I was in the right mode before filming, by the way) it’s difficult to get Siri 2 to respond to my voice at all. This is certainly louder than I’d like to have to shout at my vibrator during masturbation. I don’t want to have to sing or shout at my vibrator at all, in fact. I want any noises emitted by me during sex or masturbation to be entirely spontaneous, not in some desperate plea for ♬ more pleasure, please ♬ .

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Review: The Love Arc – the discreet solution for enjoying suction cup dildos and sex toys

Price:
£169.99
Brand:
Love Arc
Materials: Metal

It’s smooth. It’s not high-gleam polished but more of a brushed, matte shine. The central arc shape is an attractive purple while the cylindrical rests at either end are silver coloured. It looks, for all intents and purposes, just like a piece of yoga equipment. Excellent. Finally a product for review which I can transport from office to house and back again, then back to the house, leave sitting around in the kitchen or lounge if I wish, without raising any eyebrows. Unlike my fisting dildo and poo dong.
I was quite cynical about the strength of suction to this arc, but a quick test set me straight. As you can see in these Vine videos, the suction cup on a dildo secures so firmly to the arc that you can actually lift the whole thing up by the dildo alone.

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Review: Doc Johnson The Hand Realistic Fisting Dildo 16 Inch

Price:
£29.99
Materials: Rubber

Think of the biggest dildo you’ve tried. The biggest dildo in your collection. Think about that butt plug just ever so slightly too big, so it took 6, 7, 8, 9 maybe even 10 attempts before you could insert it. Imagine a dildo so large that it makes those sex toys seem absolutely miniscule. Hello, it’s the fisting dildo.

When I saw the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo on the list of products offered from review on Uber Kinky’s monthly review scheme email I knew it was the toy for me. It’s huge, it’s perverted and I wasn’t sure how many of the other reviewers would be game to ‘give it a go’ – unless they had a fisting fetish, or perhaps needed a replacement doorstop.

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Review: Oxballs Log (The Poo Dildo) from Uber Kinky

Price:
£63.99
Brand:
Oxballs
Materials: Silicone

Trust Uber Kinky to send me a turd-ally shit sex toy! Yes, I really do have a Poo Dildo. Officially known as the Oxballs Log, this sex toy is perhaps the most faeces-ious item I’ve ever seen. It was sent to me free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review by the lovely and hilarious folk over at Uber Kinky. No brown-nosing involved.

Apart from thinking ‘crap!’ when I first caught sight of the dildo, I hoped it wasn’t as shit as it first appeared. Would this huge steamer be hugely steamy, or would my masturbation be totally down the toilet?

Ok, enough with the poo puns now.

If you’re offended by poop jokes, visual representations of poo or have a weak tummy then you probably won’t like this sex toy. It’s not one that caught my eye for sensual reasons. I don’t find it sexually arousing or attractive. I am not into scat and I don’t fantasise about inserting or ingesting poo. I do find this Poo Dildo hilarious though. There are more ways to use a dildo than to shove it up yourself, after all.

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Review: California Exotics XXXL Huge Butt Plug from Uber Kinky

Materials: PVC

Upon removing the butt plug from the box I first sat down in shock and then laughed. It started as a giggle of disbelief and gradually evolved into a roaring laugh of amusement. This would give minnie a shock. Ok so for some people it’s an insertable butt plug. Not minnie. There’s a lot of things he can’t do and sticking this plug inside is just one of many on the list. I did tell him to test it anyway, just for the general hilarity at his facial expressions, but after his simpering whines and begging I agreed to pass the unused butt plug to someone who could put it to its intended use. Not his suggestion, which was to use it as a doorstop for the rest of time.

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Guest Review: X Lube Powdered water based lubricant (makes 20 litres)

Price:
£21.99
Brand:
X Lube
Materials: Water

In practice I found that despite vigorous shaking there were a few small lumps of congealed powder in the mix.

This did not affect the lube, which is of a clear, very gloopy consistency.

In use X Lube was every bit as good as the best of the ‘ready made’ water-based lubes.
The instructions say that, once mixed, the lube should be used within 2 weeks. At the time of writing, after 5 days it is still as gloopy as ever.

I must say 500ml of lube would last me weeks, if not months! The 100g of powder in the bottle will make 20 litres of lube!

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Review: Oxballs PowerBalls cock ring (Ice) from Uber Kinky

Price:
£9.99
Brand:
Oxballs
Materials: TPR

Like all (good) cock rings and love rings the Oxballs PowerBalls Cock Ring keeps the blood from his erection (yes, you put it on when he’s hard) in his shaft, therefore keeping it feeling strong and hard for even longer than usual. The powerful erection will be more sensitive than usual, however the ring around his cock and balls will prolong the time of lovemaking before ejaculation (or, masturbation if he decides to use the ring by himself). Cock rings really are a great addition to sex/masturbation. For both partners.

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Review: STR8Cam Lubricant aka SPUNK Lube (Hybrid Sex Lubricant)

Price:
£11.99
Brand:
Spunk, Str8cam

The Str8cam Hybrid Lubricant seems to be a side re-branding of the famous SPUNK lube. Str8cam is an adult/18+ only cam and clip site, and this lubricant has been branded with the main man in mind, known as ‘Str8cam Jeff’. A cartoon version of him appears on the lubricant bottle packaging. You can also find details of the ingredients of this lube on there too. It’s all clearly marked, very professionally done. This lubricant also won the TLA Video award for the Sex Toy/Accessory of the Year.

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Review: Uber Kinky CBT Wooden Humbler Device

Price:
£24.99
Materials: Wood

The way humblers work is that once the two pieces of wood are fastened back together, he can’t stand upright without discomfort (putting it mildly), therefore he is forced to adopt an on-all-fours, or humble, position.
My difficulty with the humbler came not with the design, manufacture or the ethos of it, but when it comes to fastening it back up again. Getting the two sections of wood apart isn’t too bad, as even if you do need to use a screwdriver to get the screws to come out (even with the plastic turn-washers off) you can manipulate it as needs be on a desktop or wherever you are.

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Review: Fetish Fantasy Spandex / Lycra Unisex One Size Open Mouth Hood

Price:
£15.99

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Review: Stainless Steel Fetish Anal Hook from Uber Kinky

Price:
£29.99
Materials: Metal

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Review: ‘Crystal Minx’ Black Fox Tail Butt Plug from Crystal Delights

Price:
£69.99
Materials: Glass

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