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STR8cam Lube – Spunk Lubricant – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£14.99
Brand:
Str8cam

By Mel MacFarlane, Voluptasse
Hailed as a creamy personal lubricant which looks just like spunk, Str8cam lube uses a unique formula which promises to deliver long lasting results without harmful chemicals. Sent to me as part of Cara Sutra’s Pleasure Panel reviews, the Str8cam Lube was free in return for an honest and unbiased review of the product.

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Swiss Navy Silicone Lubricant 118ml Bottle Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£14.99
Materials: Silicone

By FesureMaybe
I was lucky enough to receive this Swiss Navy Silicone Lubricant to review and found this actually very good.
First thing I noticed about the Swiss Navy Silicone Lubricant was the fact it was a large quantity. Once buying this you wouldn’t have to buy any more for a while.

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Swiss Navy Masturbation / Massage Cream – Guest Review

Price:
£12.99

By Minxy Mischief
I’d like to thank Cara for sending me some Swiss Navy massage cream and masturbation cream.
On receiving the massage cream and masturbation cream I had a look at the ingredients and realised they were in fact the same thing! The only difference is that the masturbation cream says it’s not for use with condoms and doesn’t contain spermicide.

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The Bondage Man Wax Play Candle Jugs 3-Pack Review

Price:
£19.99
Materials: Wax

I’ve always enjoyed a bit of waxplay, even back in the days of not knowing that you’re not meant to use household candles to drip wax on your skin, no matter how much of a masochist you think you are. It can lead to severe burns. I’m extremely lucky not to have any burns (the candles were dripped on me, I didn’t drip them on anyone else at that point in my late teens). With a bit of research, a bit of experience and a lot of being part of the BDSM community, I now know better.

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Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream & Massage Cream – Cara Sutra’s Review

Price:
£12.99

These sachets were given to me by UberKinky when I visited recently. Hopefully you’ll remember than I spent the day at their HQ in heavenly (!) Hull – and had quite the adventure, including a dildo war with Mistress Vikki. I was loaded with goodies as I left the offices, including a bag of Swiss Navy Massage Cream sachets and Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream sachets to do with as I thought best.

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Swiss Navy Massage Cream & Masturbation Cream – Guest Review

Price:
£12.99

By Little Switch Bitch
If you were to use the “masturbation cream” for it’s intended purpose, keep in mind that a) it’s not suitable for use with condoms b) it’s not suitable for silicone toys as there is silicone in it (this will eat through your toy) and c) it’s got a fair few ingredients I wouldn’t be happy putting near my delicate regions but of course, each to their own. It contains glycerin (which is sugar and will feed thrush if you are prone to it), a few different parabens (synthetic preservatives which mimic oestrogen) , imidazolidinyl urea ( formaldehyde producer but has antimicrobial properties) and loads of other nasties that personally after researching it, I’m so glad I didn’t use it to wank off with.

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Liberator Black Label Wedge Sex Furniture Review

Price:
£124.99
Brand:
Liberator
Materials: Foam

My Liberator collection grows from one item, the Liberator Bon Bon for use with sex toys, to two with the addition of this Liberator Black Label Wedge. After visiting UberKinky a few months ago, having talked about which products really appeal to me, I was offered the chance to review this flagship item from the Liberator range.

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House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle Review

Price:
£40.99
Materials: Wood

I first spotted this House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle when I visited UberKinky a few months back. My partner Darren (of Sablecraft) absolutely adores dragons (and paddles, and spanking) so I knew it would be right up his street. After an exclamation of how beautiful it was, UberKinky generously offered to have one sent out so I could test and review.

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Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream (Oil & Silicone Hybrid Lube) – Guest Review

Price:
£12.99

By Lightweight Toucan
Well now, this is a lube I can get down with! The packet/tube it’s in is difficult to open (one handed, anyway) but it just makes the prize sweeter. This lube slipped out onto my fingers, it didn’t drip or try to escape and ruin my clean sheets, but stayed where I had put it. It also didn’t try to slide straight off my clit and down my backside, unlike some more lively, watery lubes, and what a plus this is!

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UberKinky Rounded Handle Leather Long Red & Black Flogger Review 

Price:
£39.99
Materials: Leather

When I visited Uber Kinky a few weeks ago, I was lucky enough to be given a boxful of goodies to take away with me to test and review. One of these items is the UberKinky Black and Red Leather Flogger with Rounded Handle, which I’m reviewing here today.
I’ve been doing well for fetish gear lately what with the Rimba bondage range, Kinkcraft floggers & bondage as well as finally popping my Liberator sex & bondage furniture cherry.

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Uber Kinky Cheek Retractor Dental Mouth Gag Review

Price:
£11.99
Materials: Plastic

Time for this month’s ever-so-slightly-unusual-item review thanks to Uber Kinky. You’ll recognise this piece of equipment if you’re into whitening your gnashers, but you probably haven’t thought of it as being sexy in any way. Wrong! If something goes in … Continued

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Uber Kinky Dragon Claws BDSM Sensation Play Tool Review

Price:
£26.99
Materials: Metal

I must admit that the Dragon Claws caught my eye for purely aesthetic reasons. There’s an arachnid connotation there which I felt would photograph beautifully. On a more practical note, I thought it might also make a novel backscratcher. Or maybe even a butt scratcher.

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Pussy Juice Vagina Scented Lube Review

Price:
£14.99
Materials: Water

If you’re following me on Twitter you may have seen me mention this lube over the past couple of weeks. When I spotted Pussy Juice Vagina Scented Lube in the ‘up for being tested’ list that Uber Kinky sends its regular reviewers, I knew I had to give it a try. VAGINA SCENTED LUBE. Yeah.

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The Uber Kinky Leather Dog Hood / Puppy Play Mask Review

Price:
£23.99
Materials: Polyester

Have you noticed that I’m a little bit kinky? I was idly tweeting from my FemDom Mistress Twitter account one night and happened to mention that I’d love a puppy play hood. I find the puppy play fetish – and related BDSM community – so alluring.

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Review: LELO Siri 2 Music & Voice Activated Rechargeable Vibrator

Price:
£79.99
Brand:
LELO
Materials: Plastic, Silicone

When I use my voice to activate the vibrations on Siri 2 in the sound activated mode, I need to hit just the ‘right’ notes and volume for the vibrator to respond. As you can see in this Vine clip (where I had only just tested that I was in the right mode before filming, by the way) it’s difficult to get Siri 2 to respond to my voice at all. This is certainly louder than I’d like to have to shout at my vibrator during masturbation. I don’t want to have to sing or shout at my vibrator at all, in fact. I want any noises emitted by me during sex or masturbation to be entirely spontaneous, not in some desperate plea for ♬ more pleasure, please ♬ .

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Review: The Love Arc – the discreet solution for enjoying suction cup dildos and sex toys

Price:
£169.99
Brand:
Love Arc
Materials: Metal

It’s smooth. It’s not high-gleam polished but more of a brushed, matte shine. The central arc shape is an attractive purple while the cylindrical rests at either end are silver coloured. It looks, for all intents and purposes, just like a piece of yoga equipment. Excellent. Finally a product for review which I can transport from office to house and back again, then back to the house, leave sitting around in the kitchen or lounge if I wish, without raising any eyebrows. Unlike my fisting dildo and poo dong.
I was quite cynical about the strength of suction to this arc, but a quick test set me straight. As you can see in these Vine videos, the suction cup on a dildo secures so firmly to the arc that you can actually lift the whole thing up by the dildo alone.

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Review: Doc Johnson The Hand Realistic Fisting Dildo 16 Inch

Price:
£29.99
Materials: Rubber

Think of the biggest dildo you’ve tried. The biggest dildo in your collection. Think about that butt plug just ever so slightly too big, so it took 6, 7, 8, 9 maybe even 10 attempts before you could insert it. Imagine a dildo so large that it makes those sex toys seem absolutely miniscule. Hello, it’s the fisting dildo.

When I saw the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo on the list of products offered from review on Uber Kinky’s monthly review scheme email I knew it was the toy for me. It’s huge, it’s perverted and I wasn’t sure how many of the other reviewers would be game to ‘give it a go’ – unless they had a fisting fetish, or perhaps needed a replacement doorstop.

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Review: Oxballs Log (The Poo Dildo) from Uber Kinky

Price:
£63.99
Brand:
Oxballs
Materials: Silicone

Trust Uber Kinky to send me a turd-ally shit sex toy! Yes, I really do have a Poo Dildo. Officially known as the Oxballs Log, this sex toy is perhaps the most faeces-ious item I’ve ever seen. It was sent to me free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review by the lovely and hilarious folk over at Uber Kinky. No brown-nosing involved.

Apart from thinking ‘crap!’ when I first caught sight of the dildo, I hoped it wasn’t as shit as it first appeared. Would this huge steamer be hugely steamy, or would my masturbation be totally down the toilet?

Ok, enough with the poo puns now.

If you’re offended by poop jokes, visual representations of poo or have a weak tummy then you probably won’t like this sex toy. It’s not one that caught my eye for sensual reasons. I don’t find it sexually arousing or attractive. I am not into scat and I don’t fantasise about inserting or ingesting poo. I do find this Poo Dildo hilarious though. There are more ways to use a dildo than to shove it up yourself, after all.