mr limpy medium-7

Ever since the Mr Limpy set of soft cocks landed on my desk at a workplace long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I have wanted one of my own. The Mr Limpy soft and floppy realistic penis toys from Fleshlight are just the cutest and naughtiest stress balls you could ever hope to squish viciously between talon tipped fingers. They have a variety of other uses too.

My recent package of sex toys to test & review for Simply Pleasure included the Medium Mr Limpy. I was absolutely delighted.

As I’ve mentioned, the Mr Limpy is a soft cock – a realistic penis in a flaccid state, complete with balls. The penis head is exposed, as if the foreskin is pulled back or like a circumcised penis. The base of the Mr Limpy is flat, although I would love to see new versions with suction cups. Not only would they look fantastic stuck on random walls and furniture, they would also be more securely kept in place under clothing by affixing to a strap on harness. It may work particularly well with a RodeOH jockey pant or boxer shorts style, for instance.

Why would anyone want to do this? Because one of the main uses for a Mr Limpy is as a packer. No, not in a warehouse. ‘Packing’ is a term which means wearing a realistic dildo (fake cock) beneath your clothes, in your underwear, to give both the feeling to the wearer of having their own penis and the visual of having a male ‘package’ beneath clothes to any onlookers – or fondlers.

I don’t use my Mr Limpy as a packing cock though, as I’m not gender curious/queer or into cross dressing (beyond the whole ‘lesbian in lingerie wearing a man’s pinstripe suit with heels’ thing). The main reason I love my Mr Limpy is because it makes for a brilliant stress relieving device and it’s also great to whack out at parties or on girls’ nights out. What it’s definitely not great for is shoving inside yourself – unless you have a fetish for folding marshmallow type toys into your orifice of choice.

As an ornament, paperweight, giggle-inducer, weapon to chuck at your partner during a row, shock-inducer for the in-laws or as a packing dildo, the Mr Limpy (medium) is wonderful. The only thing that lets it down for me personally, is the residue from the material. Mr Limpy is made from a real feel material (which is probably porous, but as it’s not for internal use I don’t count this against it) and there’s a slightly oily feel. If you rest it on paper you will notice oil spots on the paper when you lift it up. I always want to thoroughly wash my hands with hot soapy water after handling it. The oily residue has dissipated over time and being washed every so often (and leaving to dry thoroughly) but hasn’t totally gone. It helps to dust it with cornflour/corn starch after it’s dried thoroughly after washing to keep it feeling silky, as you would with a Fleshlight masturbator. You could also use the Fleshlight Renewing Powder which is also corn flour based by all accounts.

Measurements

The Medium Mr Limpy measures 6.5 inches in length (unstretched) and has a 4.75 inch circumference around the penis.

Where to Buy

If this soft cock is the packing device or stress reliever of your dreams, buy the Mr Limpy (Medium) here at Simply Pleasure for just £12.95. So cheap – an amazing bargain. Plus it would make a wonderful stocking filler for just about everyone who loves cock this Christmas.

Mr Limpy Medium is available in the white flesh colour I have, or in pink.

Find all the Mr Limpy soft cocks at Simply Pleasure here. You can also buy Fleshlights and Fleshjacks – and read all of my Fleshlight reviews here.

This medium size Mr Limpy soft cock by Fleshlight was sent to me free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review, by Simply Pleasure.

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  2. nicennaughtyuk

    I always keep my Mr Limpy on my desk at work as a stress buster!

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