Someone bought me this sweet little treat as a gift, thank you!
I happened upon it again one day when I was really craving chocolate. Well what better way to satisfy those urges than with some chocolate boobies, I thought.
The Lollipop Boobs are packaged in a fun and novel style, designed to be a cheeky gift to either a partner or flirty friend. They’re very cheap indeed, having been in the sale at Lovehoney recently for 50p.
However, the price is unfortunately reflected in the quality of the chocolate, which was completely unpalatable and tasted of balloons, undoubtedly the consequence of the moulds they use to give the ‘boobie’ shape.
I was left with the taste of latex, powdery chocolate flavour residue and feeling like I’d just eaten a few mouthfuls of poorly disguised lard. Really not what I was after and not very sexy at all. This has been the case with all ‘sexy’ novelty chocolate products I’ve tried, they taste awful.
I would advise that you don’t waste your money, despite the low price you can find this for. Buy a box of Thorntons or Butlers for your partner or give your mates choice from the box each instead!
I have chocolate boobies. You are more than welcome to lick and suck them like a lollipop. I promise I taste delicious!
-H