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Review: Bad Dragon Xenogon Dildo

I recently received this most beautiful silicone dildo from Bad Dragon, the Xenogon.

I must mention that Nemekh, their contact and also affiliates support, was extremely helpful and informative, thank you!

The Xenogon style dildo has been crafted to resemble (what would be) the cross between a dragon and an alien. If you are into alternative scenes, the furry lifestyle or just love things that are a little bit (ok a lot) different, Bad Dragon is the place for you.

I chose the Xenogon based on the sculptured form, the ridges, the tapering and widening shape and the seductive tip at the end of the ‘cock’. The colours I chose were a blood red with some black mixed in, the firmness is a 3 and the size is a medium.

You are able to select your own customisation options for the toy of your choice at Bad Dragon from the following:

  • Size (Small, Medium or Large)
  • Firmness (Soft, Medium or Firm)
  • With or without Suction Cup
  • Colour (options range from a single colour, to a blend, with marbling or without and more)

Some toys have the option of having a cum tube fitted, this wasn’t possible with the Xenogon but is a novel bonus if your toy of choice does have the option. Their spiel:

Cumtubes are a silicone tube cast down the center of the toy, used for injecting lubricant (such as our Cumlube™) to simulate a hot, sticky orgasm.
All toys purchased with a cumtube come with a free bottle of Cumlube™, and a syringe.”

Yes, Bad Dragon also manufacture what they have alluringly called Cum Lube, made to closely resemble your ‘cum of choice’ and can be used to have both a tangible and visual experience as close as possible to the ‘real thing’. Thoughtful!

The artwork on the Bad Dragon site is very typical of the furry set (excuse the pun) and graphically helps you to visualise the assortment of dildos belonging to their ‘owners’ – whether that be as dragon, an animal (real or fantasy) or some other imagined creature. It’s like toys from the cartoons – for growed ups!

The dildos and toys offered by Bad Dragon are presented without colour in the images so that you can see what the sculpture is like in form, size and style, before you choose your very own colour options and blending for a truly personalised and customised sex toy shopping experience.

So, on to my Xenogon! From their first email contact to the delivery of my Bad Dragon package on my doorstep took a few weeks, as all the toys are made to order and to your specific requests. Bear this in mind when ordering. There is information on the site about delivery times and details anyway.

When the package arrived I was slightly surprised to find that the invoice was merely folded in half and within a transparent document label on the outside of the package, clearly marked as being from Bad Dragon with their website address & more very visible. This didn’t bother me but if discretion is your thing with sex toy deliveries, be warned. It wasn’t discreet. At all.

Momentary surprise aside, I couldn’t wait to open the package and get my hands on my new naughty toy! The Xenogon was well wrapped within tissue paper and had remained pristine throughout transit.

My deviant dildo had arrived.

The Xenogon felt quite soft to the touch with a harder inner core, almost like real skin covering muscle, as you get with a penis. Yes, very like real skin in fact. I felt all tingly!

The shape and sculpture of the dildo was as promised, with the flat base then cinched in, flaring to a wider main body, tapering to the decisive arrow style head at the tip. Covered with undulating prominent waves and a line of raised dots up the sides, for extra stimulation.

My medium Xenogon is 24cm (9.44 inches) approx, base to tip when straight, with approx 20cm (7.87 inches) insertable. It has a 18.5cm (7.28 inches) circumference at the widest point and the rest tapers to variable circumferences.

I will add that also the base of this dildo is fantastic to hold on to, the toy will not stand upright with this level of firmness with it, likewise it is not a suction cup and is too soft to be strap on harness compatible. Even if you could take this monster during a pegging!

The Xenogon is fun to look at, use and feels sensational. I would have preferred a harder firmness to be honest but as this is my first product from Bad Dragon I know have more of an idea of the options available. Next time I’ll be looking for either a small or medium size but definitely with the hardest firmness available.

The silicone is extremely good quality, although it’s tactile and soft it is not prone to tears either through handling or vigorous use. You get a lot of silicone toy for your money!

Summary:

Pros: The material, the shape, the size, the novelty, the feel, the price and the fantastic customer service from Bad Dragon

Cons: Packaging needs to be more discreet, the base of the toy could be firmer for use with strap on harness and the firmness was a little too soft for me although still enjoyable.

You can get the Xenogon in your choice of options or indeed any of their deliciously perverted range of sex toys at Bad Dragon, with reasonable prices (vary according to your options!) & fantastic service. Highly recommended!

PS Bad Dragon also operate an affiliate scheme, please contact them for details through affiliates@bad-dragon.com

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7 Comments
  1. Great article and a fascinating piece of bedroom equipment! I’ve heard good things about these toys but I’m not so sure that I would call it “beautiful” – it looks like a 5 year old’s clay model of an animal (what animal, I have no idea!) – I guess the main purpose/point isn’t aesthetics it’s how good it performs its task! :)

    • Strange our perceptions! I find this one more beautiful than the ‘realistic’ dildos out there, after all a penis is made for function not beauty (IMO – though I am sure many will now disagree) and this is definitely functional. So stimulating, perverted, deviant, naughty – fantastic. I love Bad Dragon toys.

      • tbh I absolutely love the way cocks look. I seem to be in the minority I know and yes I’ve seen some ugly ones before. but I’ve seen ugly people before but doesn’t mean all people are ugly (far from it). I suppose beauty is in the (one) eye (monster) of the beholder!

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