Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo Review

My review of the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo: Think of the biggest dildo you’ve tried. The biggest dildo in your collection. Think about that butt plug that was just slightly too big, so it took 6, 7, 8, 9 maybe even 10 attempts before you could insert it. Imagine a dildo so large that it makes those sex toys seem absolutely miniscule. Hello, it’s the fisting dildo.

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When I saw the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo on the list of products offered from review on UberKinky’s monthly review scheme email I knew it was the toy for me. It’s huge, it’s perverted and I wasn’t sure how many of the other reviewers would be game to ‘give it a go’ – unless they had a fisting fetish, or perhaps needed a replacement doorstop.

One of the reasons I love UberKinky is because they sell products like this Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo and my infamous Poo Dildo, both of which cater to specific fetishes. If you have a niche kink then the chances are UberKinky have the accessories to help fulfil your specific need. The email was replied to, the deal done, and UberKinky agreed to send me the Doc Johnson Hand Fisting Dildo from their Fisting Toys section free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

As well as the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo, UberKinky kindly sent me a sample of the brand new LELO Siri 2 vibrator which I will be reviewing here soon. The contrast between the weapon-like fisting dildo and the elegance of the LELO vibrator in the same discreetly wrapped parcel amused me greatly.

Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo: First impressions

Quite honestly my first impression was that it looks like a severed arm. Not all that sexy to my mind, but as with so many sex toys it’s about the feel during use rather than perceived aesthetics I guessed. The semblance to a severed arm is testament to the realistic detail that Doc Johnson have included on this dildo. I am guessing that they cloned someone’s arm while they made the ‘I’m going to fist you now’ hand shape, in the same way that some Fleshlights and similar are moulded from real parts of the body. They’re usually from porn stars or other adult industry celebrities. In this case I guess it could be the arm of a random Doc Johnson employee. I rather like this fantasy and would love to meet the person whose cloned arm is travelling deep into the stretched (and no doubt well lubricated) orifices of men and women around the world.

Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo Review | Biggest Dildo in the world

Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo Review | Biggest Dildo in the world

The Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo came shrink-wrapped in plastic. Unfortunately the generously proportioned fingers had thrusted through the end of the package and were protruding slightly. In the interests of hygiene (and because it’s good practice anyway) I gave my new fisting dildo a thorough scrub down with soapy water, then spritzed it with anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner. I left it to dry thoroughly before using it.

Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo Measurements

The Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo is absolutely massive. It’s quite literally the size of an arm up to the elbow, including hand with scrunched up fingers for best penetrative shape.

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I could be wrong but it looks like a replica of a man’s arm too, so the hand is particularly large and the whole thing is very long. The Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo measures 15.5 inches in overall length, 7.5 inches in insertable length (down to the wrist) and has an eye watering maximum circumference around the hand of 10.5 inches.

What’s the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo made of?

The Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo is made from rubber. I have researched Doc Johnson’s rubber products online and many sources state that it’s porous, which means that some bacteria may remain in the material after and between uses, even with the most thorough cleaning and anti-bacterial cleaner. It’s a shame it’s not made from a firm silicone but I imagine differences in cost of manufacture and profit margins are involved. There’s a slight smell of rubber when you first open your handy package but I don’t mind this, in fact I’m quite used to it. The smell dissipates over time and with a good few washes. I only use water based lubricant with the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo in case there’s any ill effects from using silicone or oil based. Silicone lube should be compatible with rubber or latex (as in condoms) but as this is a porous product I don’t want to introduce more chemicals to the toy than necessary. I also much prefer using water based lubricant in general – personal preference, no other reason really.

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The base of the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo, where it looks like it’s been severed at the elbow, bears the Doc Johnson logo. This has been etched into the material, not simply printed on, so it won’t fade away over time or through enthusiastic cleaning.

I have indulged in some vaginal fisting with my male partner but haven’t been able to take his whole hand yet. I’ve enjoyed being able to take some female lovers’ hands up to the wrist (one hand, not two! And they had very small hands) especially when they had short smoothly filed nails and had their hand in a clenched fist shape. You can read more about my fisting escapades with my male partner here and in this post about when I made him make me safeword – be warned, they may be difficult reading if you’re squeamish. As the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo is based on a man’s hand and arm (in my opinion), and has outstretched fingers not clenched in a fist, I didn’t think I’d be able to take all of it inside me vaginally. The thought of using it anally is really quite terrifying no matter how many gallons of lube I use.

The Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo During Use

When it came down to testing the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo I made sure than both the toy and I were totally covered in water based lubricant. My relevant areas, anyway. I also did my best to be completely relaxed, and there may even have been half a bottle of wine involved (to drink, not to insert). When push came to shove – and there was a lot of shoving involved – I could only insert the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo down to the knuckle of the thumb. Anything past that is too much for me, even after several attempts. It’s a fun challenge though and one which I’ll keep working on.

Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo Review | Biggest Dildo in the world

Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo Review | Biggest Dildo in the world

The middle finger means that even with the hand inserted up til the thumb knuckle I am being penetrated with 5 inches length. The tip of the middle finger is banging on my cervix while my vaginal walls and labia are being stretched by the width of the toy. I know it must be possible (anatomical differences accepted) to insert this Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo as I have read others who have succeeded – but for now this remains potential pleasure rather than accomplished. I want to say I’m brave enough to try it anally but I’m not.

Buy the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo

If you’ve a fetish for fisting and this non-clenched fist style really, um, grabs you – then you can buy the Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo for just £29.99. Bargain.

Right now it’s acting as a doorstop, being used as a prop to re-enact Mallet’s Mallet and making the cleaner faint when we leave it hanging out of the duvet.

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