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My name’s Hella and I’m a Digital Marketing and eCommerce manager working with the adult industries. My background is in web design, social media management, PR, content creation and communications and it was using those skills that I founded the Hella Rude brand.

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Sqweel Go Oral Sex Toy Review – She’s So Sassy

Price:
£39.99
Brand:
Sqweel
Materials: Plastic, Silicone

By She’s So Sassy / Hella Rude
Lovehoney describes their Sqweel Go as follows;
“Small, sexy and incredibly powerful, the Sqweel Go oral sex simulator for women offers the sensation of oral sex with the bonus of expert precision. With 3 powerful speeds and 3 delectable patterns – orgasms on demand are yours, wherever and whenever.”

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Doxy Massager Vs Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand Comparison Review

Price:
£89.99

By Hella Rude
The Doxy Massager might come up at almost twice the expense but for that you get a much nicer model with improved features that’s easier to maintain. If I had to buy a new vibrating wand tomorrow, my choice would be the Doxy.

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A single person’s average number of lovers

By Hella Rude
I had a silly idea about a sexual equation to create an Averaged Singleton Statement to determine a single person’s average number of lovers.
A true reflection of our sexual habits would take into account the number of relationships we have had, how long those relationships last and the number of years we have been sexually active, so why not use that information to create a generalised representation of our single habits?

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The £1 Poundland Vibrator Review – She’s So Sassy / Hella Rude

Price:
£1.00
Brand:
Poundland
Materials: Plastic

By She’s So Sassy / Hella Rude
Yes, you read that right. I bought a vibrator from Poundland.
I’m not sure if they were hoping to put Ann Summers out of business, but Poundland sure are gonna give them a run for their money with this little go-getter.

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We Vibe Classic Plus vs We Vibe 4 Plus Comparison Review

Price:
£127.99
Brand:
We-Vibe
Materials: Silicone

By Hella Rude – Red vs Blue
We Vibe Classic Plus vs We-Vibe 4 Plus Comparison Review
Both the WeVibe Classic+ and the 4+ are fashioned from medical grade silicone in a matte finish, making them hygienic and easy to clean.

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Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Toy Simulator – Hella Rude Review

Price:
£39.99
Brand:
Sqweel

By Hella Rude
Forgive me, for I have failed. It has been many months since Sqweel 2 was released and I have ignored it to some extent. I cooed over your redesign and approved wholeheartedly of your changes, but I still didn’t bother to spend any time with Sqweel 2 or its original incarnation. What a foolish, foolish bitch I was.

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Motorhead Ace Of Spades Vibrator – Hella Rude Klittrature Review

Price:
£29.99
Brand:
Motorhead
Materials: Plastic

By Hella Rude – Klittrature
The Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator was provided to Klittrature free of charge in exchange for this fair and honest review.
Bands bringing out sex toys? Whatever will they think of next?

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Cabaret Desire by Erika Lust – Pleasure Panel Erotic Film Review

Price:
£12.00

By Hella Rude
It’s not my usual forté to review erotic cinema, but as I was offered the opportunity to I thought I’d give Cabaret Desire by Erika Lust a whirl. As a writer and a seasoned viewer of adult films, I should be perfectly placed to give an open and honest opinion.

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New Year, New You? – Hella’s Body and Mind Positive New Year Resolutions

By Hella Rude
The first time I heard the phrase ‘new year, new you’ was during my first year working with Lovehoney. As someone who is blinkered to self-depreciating bollocks on the interwebs, this apparent cliche had managed to pass me by for my then 26 years. Since acknowledging the premise, my eyes have really been opened to how much consumerism can make you feel shit about yourself during the festive season…

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How to Have a Sexy Christmas with Your Man / Woman

Having worked in adult retail for 5 years, I’m no stranger to penning a sexy Christmas gift guide or 10. However it’s fair to say most of my work focuses on product marketing, even though buying the right things for sexy time does not a master make.
I could tell you which toys and lingerie I rate highest as we wrap up 2015, but if you haven’t done the ground work – there’s little point in your spending £$£$ on gear. As is becoming a bit of a Cara Sutra tradition, I’d like to deviate from the obvious Christmas gift guides and focus on some advice we can all get on board with.

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How to Take a Sexy Selfie for Your Partner – A Model’s Guide

In case of any doubt, please let me say it for the record: models don’t ever look quite like their photos, and for good reason. What works well in the context of a photo just doesn’t work in real life.
If you catch models out with photo-ready make-up, it’s likely they’re on their way home. That shit is caked on and more often than not, looks pretty ridiculous in the cold light of day. When I self-style for photoshoots, I use a camera to help apply my make-up.

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We-Vibe Touch Vibrator – Jackahorny / Hella Rude Review

Price:
£60.00
Brand:
We-Vibe
Shop:
We Vibe
Materials: Silicone

by Jackahorny / Hella Rude
I’ve never used sex toys before. I’m a friend of Hella’s and a reviewer, but this is a new area for me, so forgive any rookie errors in this We-Vibe Touch Vibrator review.

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How Do I Give My Boyfriend / Husband / Man a Prostate Massage?

Let’s talk about the pleasurable walnut, the male G-spot – the prostate. Until recent years, prostate play was considered to be a purely homosexual or fetishistic act – a bit of bum fun came with a plethora of connotations that have been falling away as discussing sexuality becomes more en vogue. These days more men are encroaching on the forbidden pleasure zone and with valid reason; it’s a pretty good pathway to a superhuman orgasm.

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Fleshlight STU Masturbator – Jackahorny / Hella Rude Review

Price:
£47.99
Shop:
Sexcite

By Jackahorny / Hella Rude
It’s pretty hard to ignore the existence of the Fleshlight for anyone who has ever been on the internet. Their marketing campaign is pretty full on and its name has become widespread even if not discussed in public very often. Scepticism of its claims is pretty understandable as a result.

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Drop of Sweden H2O Rabbit Vibrator -She’s So Sassy / Hella Rude Review

Price:
£39.99
Materials: Plastic, Silicone

By She’s So Sassy / Hella Rude
Want a mind-blowing orgasm with G-spot and clitoral stimulation? The Drop of Sweden H2O Rabbit Vibrator is for you. Talk about amazing! The orgasm was so intense and almost immediate that my neighbors probably thought I got back together with my boyfriend, and we were totally having sexy-time in the shower.

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Lovehoney Dream G Spot Rabbit Vibrator – Red Vs Blue / Hella Rude Review

Price:
£34.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials: Silicone

By Red Vs Blue / Hella Rude
There are literally hundreds of rabbit vibrators on the market, and each one has a slightly different shape, size and operation. In this review, Red Vs Blue test drive the Lovehoney Dream G Spot Rabbit Vibrator [formerly known as the Lovehoney Oh! G Spot Rabbit] to find out if it lives up to its claims.

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Hella Walkington for ElectraStim at Sexhibition 2015

During the weekend, some amazing people were promoting electro sex toys, with none other than Linsey Dawn McKenzie stopping by for an ElectraStim demo. The fantastic Anna Quinn and Ruby Derriere were running rampant with an ElectraStim paddle and pinwheel while the breath-taking Goddess Sophia picked up an electro strap-on and spanking paddle for use in her dungeon, which she was trying out on TV Goth Natalie on some of the bondage furniture.

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Rock Rings Rock Star Vibrating Cock Ring – Fur & Her / Hella Rude Review

Price:
£9.95
Materials: TPR

By Fur & Her / Hella Rude
The Rock Rings Rock Star Vibrating Cock Ring comprises a small bullet vibrator (run time approximately 30 minutes) inside a Jelly cock ring.It’s latex and phthalate free, so fine for those with allergies or wanting to avoid other nasties. It’s waterproof, easy to clean and looks the part with it’s glowing red LED light, which shines during operation. Sadly they should have called it the ‘solo artist’ as it’s next to useless as a sex toy for a couples.